Post by mona on Apr 3, 2008 13:39:08 GMT
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. 
(LOL) The English need me, it would be unfair if I died" So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Graca Machel says " I am the wife of the former President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world" She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger. George W Bush says" I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. Apart from that I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die" So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger a ten year schoolboy "I am already old . I have lived my life as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute" The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag"
(LOL) The English need me, it would be unfair if I died" So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Graca Machel says " I am the wife of the former President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world" She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger. George W Bush says" I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. Apart from that I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die" So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger a ten year schoolboy "I am already old . I have lived my life as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute" The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag"