|
Post by guest on Mar 25, 2008 19:03:33 GMT
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay." ;D
|
|
|
Post by larny on Mar 25, 2008 21:01:42 GMT
A woman is playing a round of golf when she hits her ball into the woods. Upon looking for it she comes across a frog who is trapped.
"If you release me," he says to the woman, "I will grant you three wishes."
The woman obliges.
"Thank you," says the frog, "I will grant you three wishes, HOWEVER, I must warn you that
whatever you wish for, your husband will also receive, threefold."
Typical, the woman thought.
First, she wished to be the most beautiful woman in all the world.
"Fine," says the frog, "but remember your husband will be the most desirable man in the
world. He will be an Adonis. Women will worship him!"
"That's ok, I will be so beautiful he will only have eyes for me," the woman insists.
For her second wish, she asked to be the richest woman in the world.
"Sure, but remember, your husband will be three times richer than you." the frog warned.
"He is my husband - what's mine is his and what's his is mine," the woman replied.
"What is your final wish?" the frog asked the woman.
"I would like a mild heart-attack please."
The moral of the story... women are smart. Do not mess with us!
:-)
|
|